When it comes to jeans, I am impossible to shop and fit for. Ever since I donated all of my skinny jeans (I am trying to be conservative with my fashion choices), I just can't seem to find a pair of non-skinny jeans that fits my body type (extremely skinny, tiny waist, no butt, long legs). They are either too big or too small when I only need the pair in between those sizes. When I am surveying looser pairs of jeans, I realize that I can neither size up not down. I need to find a pair that suits my size perfectly which in this realm is just fucking non-existent.
Not to add that I extremely picky when it comes to denim and jeans. Because I am going to pay a shit load of money for a pair of jeans hell, I am going to bloody make sure that it ticks all of the boxes that I want it to tick.
My checklist:
1. Mom/ Boyfriend jeans
2. High-waisted (I love crop tops)
3. Medium wash
4. Possibly, gold buttons
5. Smaller back pockets (make you butt looks bigger)
6. Ankle length
7. Worn-in look
8. Raw hem (if possible or I'll hem them myself)
Told you.
In conclusion, it looks like I am never going to wear jeans.
But never will I halt my search for the perfect pair of jeans. Once I find it, you will be the first people to now of that success. Oh, once I find that jeans, it will be glorious. The sky will laugh, the sun will cry and the moon will smile upon all of us.
If I ever find it. Meh..
I'll update you with any further rants on jeans that I will encounter. Which will be soon because I am going jeans-shopping with my boyfriend tomorrow. Oh, he will be pissed all right. And so will I.
ps: The jeans in the picture is a pair of Levi's skinny jeans that I have to size up 3 sizes to make it look like bf jeans. Then, I have to belt it like cray.
l8r.
Jaz
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